{"id":514,"date":"2010-11-13T02:12:44","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T02:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/?p=514"},"modified":"2011-02-13T23:32:04","modified_gmt":"2011-02-13T23:32:04","slug":"its-never-been-this-easy-to-register-your-supernatural-self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/its-never-been-this-easy-to-register-your-supernatural-self\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Never Been This Easy To Register Your Supernatural Self"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/physical.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a>Thankfully our fellow metahuman, writer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/#!\/profile.php?id=1461495718\">Snarfkris<\/a> stumbled on this registration service. What makes me want to register even more is that you have the option of having them mail you actual credentials, so you may frame them. So the next time that some jerk from the Belmont clan or that bitch Buffy breaks down that door of yours, you can shove your proof of registration. It may not save you a silver bullet to the skull or a stake to the heart, but at least you\u2019ll die knowing you were responsible.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/physical.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"physical\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/physical.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"448\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/monsterlicenses.com\/index.php\">Register Here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thankfully our fellow metahuman, writer Snarfkris stumbled on this registration service. What makes me want to register even more is that you have the option &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-snarfkris","latest_post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p35LLI-8i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2151,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions\/2151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}