{"id":6467,"date":"2011-12-15T10:57:29","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T16:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/?p=6467"},"modified":"2011-12-15T10:57:29","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T16:57:29","slug":"just-because-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/just-because-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Because"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Remember kids, he sees you when your sleeping.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa-zombie.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6468\" title=\"santa-zombie\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa-zombie.jpg?resize=498%2C720\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa-zombie.jpg?w=498&amp;ssl=1 498w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa-zombie.jpg?resize=250%2C361&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa-zombie.jpg?resize=125%2C180&amp;ssl=1 125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks Ashdeadite!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember kids, he sees you when your sleeping. Thanks Ashdeadite!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[89,270,708,729],"class_list":["post-6467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-just-because","tag-zombies","tag-christmas","tag-santa","latest_post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Merry_Christmas_1.png?fit=1536%2C1034&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p35LLI-1Gj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6467"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6473,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6467\/revisions\/6473"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}