{"id":6824,"date":"2012-01-14T17:08:37","date_gmt":"2012-01-14T23:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/?p=6824"},"modified":"2012-01-15T08:55:41","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T14:55:41","slug":"curse-of-the-puppet-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/curse-of-the-puppet-master\/","title":{"rendered":"Raz\u2019s Midnight Macabre Horror Review: &#8220;Curse of the Puppet Master&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/600full-curse-of-the-puppet-master-poster1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6826\" title=\"600full-curse-of-the-puppet-master-poster\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/600full-curse-of-the-puppet-master-poster1-e1326556446116.jpg?resize=600%2C900\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"900\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A scientist attempts to master the art of transferring people&#8217;s souls into puppets.\u00a0While\u00a0Puppet Master 5\u00a0was intended to be the final installment of the series four years earlier,\u00a0Curse of the Puppet Master\u00a0promptly revived the series.<\/p>\n<p>As someone commented on the previous post when shared on Facebook &#8211; &#8220;When a film has &#8216;The Final Chapter&#8217; in it&#8217;s title you know it wont be the last one&#8221; and they were right as we can see. &#8220;Curse Of The Puppet Master&#8221; is the sixth entry in the series, and it also isn&#8217;t the last.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/puppetmaster6.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6827\" title=\"puppetmaster6\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/puppetmaster6.jpg?resize=660%2C540\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"540\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This film has so many flaws it&#8217;s hard to think someone at the studio didn&#8217;t notice, first of all the fourth and fifth entries which saw Rick Myers become the new Puppet Master are completely forgotten, despite my dislike of \u00a0the entries in the series, I hate it when previous films are ignored like they never happened.<\/p>\n<p>What you see on screen is not the intended film Full Moon wanted to make. it was originally planned to be much different.\u00a0Curse of the Puppet Master\u00a0was originally meant to be the first of an epic\u00a0Puppet Wars trilogy\u00a0where Andre Toulon and his creations would battle the\u00a0Mummy, Frankenstein and Dracula, with Guy Rolfe set to return as Toulon and Turhan Bey being considered for the part of a mysterious Egyptian.\u00a0Unfortunately funding fell through at the last minute.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/11399189_gal1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6829\" title=\"11399189_gal\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/11399189_gal1-e1326557635350.jpg?resize=660%2C609\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"609\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So now we are left with the character of Tank. A very tall but meek young man who works at the gas station in town. He passes his time by carving small wooden statues. Who is often bullied by a guy named Joey, after witnessing Tank getting bullied and seeing his craftsmanship,\u00a0Dr. Magrew (who I guess is the new Puppet Master as he has ownership of them) hires him to work on a new puppet for his business, the house of marvels.<\/p>\n<p>We now spend the entire film watching Tank carve away at pieces of wood for the new puppet, whilst also being distracted by Dr. Magrew&#8217;s daughter Jane. Not very much happens now apart from Tank&#8217;s nightmares and his love affair with Jane. Then right at the end the story comes back to life and it&#8217;s got to be one of \u00a0the biggest kickers I&#8217;ve seen in a film!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/screen_image_447164.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6830\" title=\"screen_image_447164\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/screen_image_447164-e1326558256383.jpg?resize=660%2C527\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"527\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After watching Tank carve away for the whole film, we are finally revealed with the new robot&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;A metallic puppet with a TV screen and lasers! Did I miss something there?!?! It&#8217;s a very weak film, but at least it&#8217;s more entertaining than 4 &amp; 5.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Miscellaneous fact about the film:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong>Most scenes of the Puppets are recycled from previous films in the Puppet Master series.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A scientist attempts to master the art of transferring people&#8217;s souls into puppets.\u00a0While\u00a0Puppet Master 5\u00a0was intended to be the final installment of the series four &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":6826,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,725],"tags":[230,636,637,763],"class_list":["post-6824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-razs-horror","tag-horror","tag-raz","tag-raz-midnight-review","tag-puppet-master","latest_post"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/somewhatnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/600full-curse-of-the-puppet-master-poster1.jpg?fit=600%2C900&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p35LLI-1M4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6824"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6862,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6824\/revisions\/6862"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somewhatnerdy.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}